Aren't human adults great fun? I mean how can anyone think of stuff as funny as we write in our blogs; Even if they were not genuine I'm sure they would not lack anything, but the fact is they are all (as far as I'm aware) totally straight.

Lady calls (with strong west indian accent) "Hello" She says "What do I need to do to become a driving instructor?"

Well at this my ears prick up and a few £ signs flash before my eyes, after all just another 30 instructors and I can probably retire!

In my calmest voice I start to explain "You need to have held a full UK driving licence for 3.5 years and then you......" I tailed off as she interrupted "Oh" (deep sigh) "you need to be a driver do you?"

Silence from me. Unusual, but profound!