News from Big Red Driving

Wednesday, 30 April 2008

Not just a hatstand

We've just got a new hatstand - and a new desk, so after over a year of working here, I have my own desk - and I saw Graham eyeing it thoughtfully.
"Do you like our new hatstand?" I ask him.
"I've got a hat in the car. I might bring it in and see if I can throw it on from here."
Hearing this Tony's face lights up. Tony loves any kind of game. Looking around for something hatlike to throw he finds a cardboard box.
"No, Tony, no. That's not a hat; it's a cardboard box. It won't work." Graham tells him.
Tony throws it anyway.
It doesn't work.
Graham sighs.

2 comments:

Jason said...

Can we just call you Moneypenny from now on as you now have your own hatstand? All you'll need then is a '00 agent to walk into the office and take aim at it to the sounds of swoons. "Ah Basildon (Bond), I've been expecting you. M (Tony) is in his office, and Q (Graham)is about to construct a tactical thermonuclear device out of two coke cans and a cauliflower. Ingenious!"

Anonymous said...

You'll have to make sure you bring a hat next time you come in then!