The Big Red L Company sponsors...

We've started sponsoring the Folkestone Hockey team and today I recieved this message: "Just to let you know that Folkestone Optimist U16 sponsered by the Big Red L company won today 3-1 against Sevenoaks!!" Go team go! I'm already bugging Tony to let me have a hockey shirt too, so that I can go out on to the field and cause hilarious havoc by being mistaken for an actual hockey player. They will soon realise their mistake when I manage to trip over my hockey stick and get tangled up in the net, but narrative causality suggests that I will have saved the day by accidently getting the winning shot in just before that, so it'll be worth it.